Funny Aviation T-Shirt — "Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About Planes"
Funny Aviation T-Shirt — "Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About Planes"
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This soft, lightweight tee is for anyone who can talk for hours about flaps, fuselages, and favourite approaches. The crisp, humorous headline—"Warning May Spontaneously Talk About Planes"—lands on a clean crew neckline, ready for coffee-shop debates, hangar meetups, and late-night flight-simulator sessions. Breathable Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable through long commutes to the airport or while you swap stories under a wing. Thoughtful construction (side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed collar) holds its shape after repeat wears and washes, so the joke stays cantered and the fit stays flattering. It’s casual, familiar, and made to be worn by pilots, students, and plane-obsessed friends who don’t mind starting a conversation wherever they go.
Size & Fit
Our t-shirts are true to size with a modern, comfortable fit.
If you prefer a looser or relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.
Chest width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
T-Shirt Sizes in Inches (in)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
Printed on premium quality, soft-touch cotton t-shirts.
- Unisex retail fit
- Comfortable everyday weight
- High-quality direct-to-garment printing
- Designed to be worn, not just displayed
All items are printed to order to reduce waste and ensure quality.
Delivery
All items are printed to order.
• Production time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping times vary by location
• UK, EU & USA delivery available
You’ll receive tracking details once your order has shipped.
Colors
This design is available in a range of colours.
Availability can vary slightly depending on size and stock.

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