I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You T-Shirt | Sarcastic Distressed Graphic
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You T-Shirt | Sarcastic Distressed Graphic
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Size & Fit
Our t-shirts are true to size with a modern, comfortable fit.
If you prefer a looser or relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.
Chest width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
T-Shirt Sizes in Inches (in)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
Printed on premium quality, soft-touch cotton t-shirts.
- Unisex retail fit
- Comfortable everyday weight
- High-quality direct-to-garment printing
- Designed to be worn, not just displayed
All items are printed to order to reduce waste and ensure quality.
Delivery
All items are printed to order.
• Production time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping times vary by location
• UK, EU & USA delivery available
You’ll receive tracking details once your order has shipped.
Colors
This design is available in a range of colours.
Availability can vary slightly depending on size and stock.
