Some Bartenders Have Tattoos Pretty Eyes Thick Thighs Cuss Too Much T-Shirt
Some Bartenders Have Tattoos Pretty Eyes Thick Thighs Cuss Too Much T-Shirt
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Slip this tee on before a shift and feel the bar come alive around you. Bold, distressed lettering and playful cursive call out the traits every regular notices — tattoos, pretty eyes, thick thighs — while the cheeky closing line lands like a wink across the room. The lightweight cotton sits cool beneath bar lights and under aprons; the retail cut keeps movement easy when you’re reaching for shakers or sliding another round down the rail. Wear it loud on late nights, trade banter with coworkers, and let the shirt do some of the talking when tips are on the line.
Size & Fit
Our t-shirts are true to size with a modern, comfortable fit.
If you prefer a looser or relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.
Chest width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
T-Shirt Sizes in Inches (in)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Width | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
Printed on premium quality, soft-touch cotton t-shirts.
- Unisex retail fit
- Comfortable everyday weight
- High-quality direct-to-garment printing
- Designed to be worn, not just displayed
All items are printed to order to reduce waste and ensure quality.
Delivery
All items are printed to order.
• Production time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping times vary by location
• UK, EU & USA delivery available
You’ll receive tracking details once your order has shipped.
Colors
This design is available in a range of colours.
Availability can vary slightly depending on size and stock.

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